You are not uninvited.




The wedding invitations have gone out. Did you get yours? Maybe it was lost in the mail. That's too bad cuz they are very cool. But just because an invitation didn't arrive at your door that doesn't mean you are not welcome to attend.

The truth is the invitations are very cool and made of leather and I am very lazy and only made 75 of them. So, if you are an out-of-town cousin or friend or acquaintance whose address was not easily accessible, you didn't actually get one sent to you. Being in a family of 4700 people, I'm sure you can understand this - imagine how many leather coats I would have had to rip apart to make that many invites. It just didn't happen.

But I can only think of about 3 people whom we would not welcome to attend, so if you are not included in that 3, please come join us to celebrate the marriage of Ken and Jade.

(if you click these they should open big enough to read)





Comments

Zanitram said…
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mari said…
are you sure those 3 people know who they are?
(I deleted that last one b/c I was accidently signed in as P)
elzee said…
They probably don't - they are not the brightest bulbs on the family tree. ... but you aren't one, so you are safe :)

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